tip #1: text her “I H8 U” while standing right in front of her, a baller ass move she’ll never see coming
benefits of being friends with me
- shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
- shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them
"[My dream dinner date would be with] Gilda Radner, Anais Nin, and Jennifer Lawrence – because although we don’t know each other well, we’re always sending each other texts and weird images." - Emma Stone
lmaooo I can almost guarantee it took me longer to figure it out. I had thought about it for about a day, and then went back just to reblog it. If that isn’t dedication to my blog, I don’t know what is.
thug life? more like hug life. come here
one of us is gonna have to change